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RemyLebeau97 · 08-19-2003, 07:48 AM

Boudreaux and the Ghost

A professor at the University of Lafayette was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their
hands.

"That's fantastic, but let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Boudreaux, way in the back, raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says: "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

Boudreaux replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium.

As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the professor says: "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

"Ahhhhh Shiiiiiit", says Boudreaux. "From way back Der, I tought
you said, "Goats"!!"

08-19-2003, 07:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Ghosts....?? Boudreaux and the Ghost A professor at the University of Lafayette was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic, but let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Boudreaux, way in the back, raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says: "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Boudreaux replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the professor says: "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." "Ahhhhh Shiiiiiit", says Boudreaux. "From way back Der, I tought you said, "Goats"!!" Last edited by redravin40; 08-19-2003 at 08:26 PM..