Telekinesis for me. I can be my good old self, except with a very useful new ability! If someone is being a disruptive asshole, a swift smack to the back of the head will adjust their attitude. Especially from the other side of the room. Where he can't see me. Heehee!
And the ladies will no doubt be impressed by the magic happening as I pass by. Aah yes, what more could plain regular powerless guy want?
