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Reminds me of a Mark Twain story: Guy in a bar bets two others that only he can get a cat to eat mustard. The bet is accepted. First guy mixes mustard with milk. Cat sniffs the milk and turns up his nose. Second guy mixes mustard with sardines. Again the cat turns up his nose and refuses the offering. The guy who made the challenge says " It's really quite easy" and slaps a dab of mustard on the cat's asshole. The cat can't lick it off fast enough.
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