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Why airplanes are better than woman
1. An airplane will kill you quickly--a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.
3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
4. An airplane's thrust-to-weight ratio is higher.
5. An airplane doesn't get mad if you "touch and go."
6. An airplane does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
7. Airplanes come with manuals.
8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
9. You can fly an airplane at any time of the month.
10. Airplanes don't have parents.
11. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12. Airplanes don't care how many other planes you've flown.
13. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
14. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or buy airplane magazines.
15. If your airplane is loose, you can tighten it.
16. It's always ok to use tiedowns on your airplane.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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