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Ashton · 08-18-2003, 12:33 AM

You know..... Karma's a funny thing, The other night I was having dinner at my favorite chinese restaurant...... it was late and I was the only customer there, I finished my dinner and paid my bill..... then went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I have this neurotic habit of using the paper towl to open the door, (from drinking in bars) as I was walking through the restaurant drying my hands, my $2500 diamond ring slipped off..... I didn't feel a thing, I went to my table..... gave the waitress a tip and left, I went to my favorite bar and ordered a drink, I picked up my drink.... WTF? My ring! I freaked out and rushed back to the restaurant, It was closed

I got up the next morning and went to the restaurant to wait for the owner to open up....... when he showed up I told him about my ring and we searched the whole restaurant, It was nowhere to be found

So he says "Let me call the bussboy" Just then the bussboy walks in the door..... A little chinese guy that couldn't even speak english, The owner asked him in chinese if he had found a ring...... he said something back and the owner turned to me and said "He found it"

The little guy handed me my ring and I pulled out my cash and handed him a $100 bill

He said "Too Much! Too Much!" but I shook my head and said "No, Not Enough!"

He smiled and said "Thank you very much"

Oh, and about the cell phone thing..... one time I was in this restaurant waiting to be seated, all of a sudden the seat started ringing..... I reached into the seat and pulled this cell phone out, I answered it and it was this girl callling her sister....... I told her about finding the phone in the seat, She said, "My sister is a cute little blonde wearing a red dress, her name is Sara" So I look around and sure enough, theres a cute blonde wearing a red dress, So I walk over to her table and say "Sara?" She looked at me all weird and asked "Yes?" I said, "Your sister is on the phone" and handed her cell phone to her...... She was really happy and we all got a big laugh out of the whole thing

So you see..... good things happen to good people, bad karma will come back and bite you in the ass if you keep that cell phone.

08-18-2003, 12:33 AM	#65 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	You know..... Karma's a funny thing, The other night I was having dinner at my favorite chinese restaurant...... it was late and I was the only customer there, I finished my dinner and paid my bill..... then went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I have this neurotic habit of using the paper towl to open the door, (from drinking in bars) as I was walking through the restaurant drying my hands, my $2500 diamond ring slipped off..... I didn't feel a thing, I went to my table..... gave the waitress a tip and left, I went to my favorite bar and ordered a drink, I picked up my drink.... WTF? My ring! I freaked out and rushed back to the restaurant, It was closed I got up the next morning and went to the restaurant to wait for the owner to open up....... when he showed up I told him about my ring and we searched the whole restaurant, It was nowhere to be found So he says "Let me call the bussboy" Just then the bussboy walks in the door..... A little chinese guy that couldn't even speak english, The owner asked him in chinese if he had found a ring...... he said something back and the owner turned to me and said "He found it" The little guy handed me my ring and I pulled out my cash and handed him a $100 bill He said "Too Much! Too Much!" but I shook my head and said "No, Not Enough!" He smiled and said "Thank you very much" Oh, and about the cell phone thing..... one time I was in this restaurant waiting to be seated, all of a sudden the seat started ringing..... I reached into the seat and pulled this cell phone out, I answered it and it was this girl callling her sister....... I told her about finding the phone in the seat, She said, "My sister is a cute little blonde wearing a red dress, her name is Sara" So I look around and sure enough, theres a cute blonde wearing a red dress, So I walk over to her table and say "Sara?" She looked at me all weird and asked "Yes?" I said, "Your sister is on the phone" and handed her cell phone to her...... She was really happy and we all got a big laugh out of the whole thing So you see..... good things happen to good people, bad karma will come back and bite you in the ass if you keep that cell phone. Last edited by Ashton; 08-18-2003 at 12:39 AM..