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Originally posted by Fifteen Short
Well, if its charging you like you said, and you can see, it, just put your fist out. The inertia of your body, versus the energy it takes to move you, should give the shark a pretty good hit. And then when its stunned you could cover its eyes.
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Alternatively, it would just bite off your arm. Then it would think "Hey wait a sec, this is one of those gross people-things on a surfboard" and leave as you bled to death before making it to shore. Alternatively, it would tear you to shreds and eat you. But yeah, I think I'd try to fight it off, however little effect it would actually have.
"You're arm's off!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is, look, its over there in the water!"
"Come at me, ya pansy!"