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Cop: Hey that's against the law! You're coming with me.
Peter: Ah ah ah! Can't touch me!
(Music to "Hammertime" starts and Peter starts dancing)
Can't touch me!
Ju.. ju.. ju.. ju.. just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti even jaywalk on the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teet
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
(Peter starts doing the worm)
Mayor West: What in God's name is he doing?!
Peter: Can't touch me!
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Peter: Stop! Peter time!
I'm a big-shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Kiss for a minute, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can't touch me!
I'm presidential Peter; interns think i'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bagbay
(Starts rapping)
It's Peter
Go Peter
I'm so Peter
Yo Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!
(Music stops)
(Peter talking to a blonde)
Except for you. You can touch me.
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