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"I don't take coupons from giant chickens...not after last time."
"Max, let's not forget our heritages. You're Jewish. You're good with money. I'm Irish. I drink and keep homosexuals from marching in my parade."
"Holy Mother, it's the Holy Father!"
Chris (holding John 3:16 sign): "I'm ready to go."
Peter: I always wondered what that means."
Brian (reading from Bible): "And the Lord said, 'Go Sox'."
Peter (in synagouge): "Hey look there's Meg's principal. There's Bill Nye the Science Guy...and half of Lenny Kravitz! Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?"
(Truck drives in, transformes into Jewish Optimus Prime, complete with scarf and yarmaulke)
The "I Need a Jew" song is probably the funniest moment in the entire series.
So many more...
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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