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Originally posted by Gortexfogg
I can't cite this one exactly, but here it goes:
Peter: Look, Lois, my alphabit soup is trying to tell me something! It's saying "Ooooooooooo"
Lois: Those are cheerios, Peter.
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Actually, if you'll permit me to make a correction, Peter was with Brian when he said that.
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[Man in Chicken Suit]: It's Y2K man!!
[Peter]: Y2...k...what are you selling, chicken, or sex jelly?
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[Lois]: Peter. You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
[Peter]: That's not true. I can also vomit, fall down, and make dirty phone calls to your sister.
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[Waitress]: Here try some of Flappy's Pancakes.
[Stewie]: Mmmm. These are absolutely delectable. Good news Flappy! I've decided not to kill you!
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I'll add more when I can think of some