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Shpoop · 08-17-2003, 02:39 PM

So the teacher comes in front of her 3rd grade class. "Class, todays vocab word is indefinitely, can anyone use it in a sentence?" Little johnny was raising his hand, but she knew better. She called on Susy.
"Because of the accident, traffic was stopped indefinitely"
"Very good Susy! How about you, Alice?"
"The accused murderer went to prison indefinitely"
"Not bad Alice, not bad." She saw the only person left with his hand raised was johnny, so she bit her lip and called on him.
"Can you use it in a sentence johnny?"
"When my dick hit the back of her cunt i knew i was in definitely!!"

08-17-2003, 02:39 PM	#83 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	So the teacher comes in front of her 3rd grade class. "Class, todays vocab word is indefinitely, can anyone use it in a sentence?" Little johnny was raising his hand, but she knew better. She called on Susy. "Because of the accident, traffic was stopped indefinitely" "Very good Susy! How about you, Alice?" "The accused murderer went to prison indefinitely" "Not bad Alice, not bad." She saw the only person left with his hand raised was johnny, so she bit her lip and called on him. "Can you use it in a sentence johnny?" "When my dick hit the back of her cunt i knew i was in definitely!!"