For these very reasons, I prefer to avoid swimming in the ocean, so if I'm in the ocean, it's because I fell out of a boat. I'd just scream to my friends on the boat to get me the hell out of the water.
Of course, if I'm stupid enough to fall out of a boat, then I deserve to get eaten. This in no way reflects on my feelings of all the stupid people who have fallen out of boats.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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