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Originally posted by cchris
The closer the toilet is to the tv the more comfort energy your house will create.
The ritual consumption of fourteen beers before entering the bedroom will facilitate the entry of the sleep spirit. (A bucket placed by the bed can help avoid carpet stains).
Fed up with bad aim in the toilet? Get married, and harmonize the demon of spilled wizz with the spousal rubber gloves of cleanser. All without leaving the couch.
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genius.
pure genius.
this is bloody hilarious.