Homer: "If the Bible has taught us anything—which it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such."
Homer: "We can hike anytime. This is our chance to see cars driving."
Homer: "I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. You want me to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die!"
Homer: "Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."
Homer: "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
Homer: "Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpville. Population: You."
Homer: "You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine."
Homer: "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?"
Homer: "Can we go home? All this fresh air is making my hair move and I don't know how long I can complain."
Homer: "No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz."
Homer: "It's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything."
Homer: "It's going to take a lot of fireworks to clean this mess up."
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“If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.” - Bill O'Reilly
"This is my United States of Whateva!"
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