It is a ridiculous sum of money, but after 5 years of no masturbating or sex, It would be really hard, all the sudden this really hot person starts coming onto and she/he wants to have sex and then you tell them this ridiculous excuse of why you can't have sex and lose any chances of ever getting laid by that super sexy girl/guy because theres not a chance in hell they'll believe you . . . *gasps for breath*
Man, what a run on sentence.
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