Funny condom buying story.
This was a few years ago. At the time my girlfriend lived about three hours away in State College.
So I pick her up at the bus station around noon and we head to the local Wal-Mart for provisions. Among the usual stuff she needed to buy tampons and I needed to pick up some condoms. We grabbed to jumbo boxes of each and were headed for some chips when someone calls her name.
Now, her name was Sarah. It's a pretty common name. Considering we were about an hour from her home town and three hours from her college town, we thought nothing of it. Then I hear someone call my name. We turn around and her crazy-go-nuts Christian sister and brother in law are standing there.(And I mean crazy-go-nuts Christian. These people would say grace over light snacks.)
So my girlfriend shoves the condoms behind her back and eventually manages to drop them into a bin full of stuffed animals. Her sister never said if she saw the condoms or not, but she must. Anyway, we were able to ditch them fairly swiftly and get on with our sex, which thanks to her sister was condom free.
It was funny at the time, anyway.