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Old 08-16-2003, 12:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey
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(Peter at work)

Peter - "Why do women have boobs?"

(male crowd looks on in anticipation)

Peter - "So ya got something to look at when your talkin to them."

(The Men Laugh, women walks into room (as men walk away) and says, "Jokes? I like jokes!")

Peter - "Oh yea? Well then youll love this one: Why do women have boobs?"

(Woman gasps, peter goes on)

Peter - "So ya got something to look at when your talkin to them."

(Peter laughs. Woman is silent.)

Peter - "So ya got something to look at when your talkin to them."

(Again, woman is silent as Peter laughs)
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