Man goes to fancy dress party, wearing nothing but a jam jar on his penis.
A lady asked what he is, he says fireman... break glass, pull knob, I’ll come as fast as I can!
HHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
"A TV may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer!"
"Women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.”
“In the last couple of months I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in the world?
Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?”
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd
Last edited by JadziaDax; 08-26-2003 at 10:11 PM..
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