Homer: "This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke...it just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
Ralph: "Go banana!"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post Office Employee: "Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know."
Maude: "Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?"
Todd: "Hell no."
DuffMan: "That brown patch needs a little H 2 O....oh yeah!"
Bart: "God schmad, I want my monkey man."
Homer: "Its my first day."
There are countless others that I just can't recall right now.
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein
"A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa
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