Okay, I award top place to Pellaz with "The Mighty Rod of Maka'al (+3)" I mean for crying out loud, he includes a roll modifier. That's just cool. Dorky as shit, but cool. (Now does the girl have to roll a saving throw vs. Rods/Staffs/Wands?)
Second place goes to Fuzzix, with "Monk; because he's bald and celebate". Sad, yet hilarious reasoning.
Keep them coming!
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