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Most of the lines from that show are funny quotes. A couple that have always stuck out in my mind are:
Lois: "But Peter, why would they make you President?"
Peter: "Well maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second...........<yelp>."
Lois: "Peter that was just a loud yelping noise."
Stewie: "If you cooked any more slowly you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calendar......oh that's right....I went there."
News Anchor Tom Tucker: "Next up, stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris: Nature's Rubic's Cube."
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein
"A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa
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