I completely disagree with the politics of it, but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this.
Lois : "Anybody want more pizza rolls?"
Peter : "Yeah yeah yeah, quiet, Lois. 'Murder, She Wrote'."
(On TV)
Jessica: "Charles Monson! After all these years!"
Charles: "Jessica Fletcher! Why, I haven't seen you since you had the uh, the, uh. . ."
Jessica: "You can say it, Charles. I'm not ashamed. Abortion."
Peter: "Aha! So she's the murderer!"