sloindahed

I've got a lot on my mind so here it goes:

Brian: I think I'm in love.

Peter: Oh my God!!!... You can talk!!!
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Brian: Shouldn't you drop the gifts off now?

Peter: I dropped them all off yesterday.

Brian: "All"? Only one was supposed to go to charity.

Peter: They all said "from" the family.

Brian: No, they said "for" the family.

Peter: Aw crap! When did they change the meaning of "from" to "for"?

Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.

Peter: How come nobody tells me about these things?

Brian: Well the card said "FOR Peter" and you probably thought it was "FROM" you. So, maybe you thought... you know what, it's just easier to call you stupid.
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Stewie being interviewed talking about Lois.

Stewie: About that killing thing: It's not that I want to KILL her, I just don't want her LIVING... anymore.
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Brian: The last plague is the death of your first-born son.

Peter: Oh no!!! Stewie!!!

Brian: Your "FIRST-BORN" son.

Peter: Meg!!!

Brian: Your wife.

Peter: Chris!!!

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Chris (after being crushed by a statue): I see a bright light.

Peter: That's good son. Walk toward the light.

Lois: No Chris!!! Walk away!!!
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Peter: I know about this stuff. I read about it in a book once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?

Peter: Oh yeah.
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