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Old 08-15-2003, 08:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
wry1
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
Women are actually a LOT like men. With a few **minor** differences in their perceptions. Allow me to illustrate......

1.) Both like "fixer-uppers". Men like it to be a house, a car or a motorcycle; women prefer it to be a man.

2.) Both will dump massive quantities of time into their project. Men will wind up greasy and grimy; women will end up tired and crabby.

3.) Here's the rub, gang! There ARE guides for fixing a house, car and/or motorcycle. Sadly, the same can't be true for women trying to fix us guys.

Basically, a woman takes a look at the "loser asshole" and thinks, "If I can only fix him up, I'll have the perfect boyfriend!" They never actually stop to think that it took decades to make the asshole, and it's probably going to take 2 to 3 times as long to change it around. Think of it this way: Ford makes a car every 24 minutes or so....and look how many weeks, months, years go by when restoring one!

There's a faulty logic at work when these women make that assumption. Sorry, but that's just the way I see it.
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