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Old 08-15-2003, 11:00 AM   #105 (permalink)
Tex
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Location: Orange County, CA
From my favorite episode!

(lisa creates life and the people think she is God)

People from Lisa's miniature world: You protect us from the Evil one!

Lisa: The Evil one?

People: The one you call....Bart.

Lisa: Bart? Oh, that's just my brother.

People: (everyone gasps) The Devil is your brother?

From the Aliens take over the Presidential Race skit -

Mordorf: Either way, you'll have to vote for one us, it's a two party system..hahaha

Person in crowd: Geeze he's right, it's a two party system!
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