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rockogre · 08-15-2003, 08:16 AM

I have seen this thread several times and passed over it but today it got me to wondering.

IS my dick size fine? How would I know? Never having met Halx, (the x is silent), how could he concieveably know if my dick size is fine or not?

It's not like I sent him pictures or anything.

Now I find myself lying awake at night worrying that my dick size might NOT be fine.

Asking my friends to check it out did not go well, and my wife complained that some of them won't talk to her now.

Some of my guy friends don't seem to want to hang with me anymore. Now I have to wonder if it is BECAUSE my dick size is not fine.

Oddly, I cannot get any strangers to comment either way but I have met some nice policemen.

They also refused to comment.

I have never questioned the fineness of my dick before until Halx, (the x is silent), caused me to doubt myself.

My self esteem is now dropping at an alarming rate. I can no longer wear my speedo to the beach with any sort of confidence.

I may have to buy a full blown Hummer and a large gun to compensate. I really don't have the money to fund this but I can think of no other options. I suppose the wife will have to do without a car for a while.

To those of you that think that the TFP is JUST an online community and that it has no impact on the rest of the world, witness the dectruction of one man due to the posting of a single thread.

My life can never be the same again. The doubts, the uncertainty.

WHY ME GOD? WHY?

Oh, the inhumanity!

I find that now, I can only think of Halx, (the x is silent), as Halx, (the x is silent), the cruel and heartless.

IS MY DICK SIZE FINE, Halx, (the x is silent)? IS IT REALLY?

My life is over!

08-15-2003, 08:16 AM	#455 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I have seen this thread several times and passed over it but today it got me to wondering. IS my dick size fine? How would I know? Never having met Halx, (the x is silent), how could he concieveably know if my dick size is fine or not? It's not like I sent him pictures or anything. Now I find myself lying awake at night worrying that my dick size might NOT be fine. Asking my friends to check it out did not go well, and my wife complained that some of them won't talk to her now. Some of my guy friends don't seem to want to hang with me anymore. Now I have to wonder if it is BECAUSE my dick size is not fine. Oddly, I cannot get any strangers to comment either way but I have met some nice policemen. They also refused to comment. I have never questioned the fineness of my dick before until Halx, (the x is silent), caused me to doubt myself. My self esteem is now dropping at an alarming rate. I can no longer wear my speedo to the beach with any sort of confidence. I may have to buy a full blown Hummer and a large gun to compensate. I really don't have the money to fund this but I can think of no other options. I suppose the wife will have to do without a car for a while. To those of you that think that the TFP is JUST an online community and that it has no impact on the rest of the world, witness the dectruction of one man due to the posting of a single thread. My life can never be the same again. The doubts, the uncertainty. WHY ME GOD? WHY? Oh, the inhumanity! I find that now, I can only think of Halx, (the x is silent), as Halx, (the x is silent), the cruel and heartless. IS MY DICK SIZE FINE, Halx, (the x is silent)? IS IT REALLY? My life is over! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom Last edited by rockogre; 08-15-2003 at 08:26 AM..