Jadz -
My "bagpipes" are just fine, thank you.
But if you want to tune them, I would suggest the Titty Board.
Miranda -
Of course you can have a hug
*hug*
Make you are "looking" on the "path" before you.
Nope...uh, work & shit. Hopefully in the future...I love travel.
phil -
Well, I could tell you "because", but I think you want more than that.
Just like wine, good philosphy takes time.

Here's a start
We are here for only 2 reasons: To survive & To experience.
How come?
Well, if you don't survive, you're not here...nuff said
And if you don't experience, you become nothing.