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BrinlyNoya · 08-13-2003, 10:31 PM

This is funny. I just took my lil sister "back to school" shopping. As we walked around the mall looking in all the stores, we ventured into A&F. There are two doorways into the store. My sister turns to me and says, "Oh, this is the one with the pantless girls and the topless guys." I'm puzzled by this but continue to look about the store, as I have found that their pants do fit me rather nicely and sometimes, they have cute shirts that arent's splattered with "A&F" logos, too noticably. After a while, I notice that this store is not like the others I had ventured into that day. There was not a single picture in the entire store of anyone wearing clothes. I start taking pot shots at the nudie pics and joke with my sister that I may have to use the ladies room after this store. I notice another difference, no one has come up to me to offer me "great deals!!" I look in a mirror as I walk by. My hair is a mess from pulling shirts on and off all day, I don't have a spot of make-up on, I'm wearing jeans that are 4 years old and have patches on them, and those jeans are being held up by a studded belt that has been duct taped together. The irony, I have been "scouted" on three seperate occasions to model by two modeling agencies and one scouting network. Yet, these losers, who have enough makeup on their face to paint a mural with and are getting paid about $10 less an hour, won't talk to me. I got very very upset. Grabbed my sister, said several smart ass comments as I walked toward the front of the store... and I as I exited the store I saw a girl standing there in just a man's colared shirt and panites, and boy standing there in just pants. I said something absolutely horrible to them, which embarrased my sister terribly and left feeling quite satisfied.. until I looked over.. and saw a young mother, draggin her 2 small children into the store... Those kids were about to see stuff that barely squeeks by as PG13, at the ages of (what looked like) 2 and 4. Our society is fucked up.

and all this is comming from a hard core libral.

08-13-2003, 10:31 PM	#49 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	This is funny. I just took my lil sister "back to school" shopping. As we walked around the mall looking in all the stores, we ventured into A&F. There are two doorways into the store. My sister turns to me and says, "Oh, this is the one with the pantless girls and the topless guys." I'm puzzled by this but continue to look about the store, as I have found that their pants do fit me rather nicely and sometimes, they have cute shirts that arent's splattered with "A&F" logos, too noticably. After a while, I notice that this store is not like the others I had ventured into that day. There was not a single picture in the entire store of anyone wearing clothes. I start taking pot shots at the nudie pics and joke with my sister that I may have to use the ladies room after this store. I notice another difference, no one has come up to me to offer me "great deals!!" I look in a mirror as I walk by. My hair is a mess from pulling shirts on and off all day, I don't have a spot of make-up on, I'm wearing jeans that are 4 years old and have patches on them, and those jeans are being held up by a studded belt that has been duct taped together. The irony, I have been "scouted" on three seperate occasions to model by two modeling agencies and one scouting network. Yet, these losers, who have enough makeup on their face to paint a mural with and are getting paid about $10 less an hour, won't talk to me. I got very very upset. Grabbed my sister, said several smart ass comments as I walked toward the front of the store... and I as I exited the store I saw a girl standing there in just a man's colared shirt and panites, and boy standing there in just pants. I said something absolutely horrible to them, which embarrased my sister terribly and left feeling quite satisfied.. until I looked over.. and saw a young mother, draggin her 2 small children into the store... Those kids were about to see stuff that barely squeeks by as PG13, at the ages of (what looked like) 2 and 4. Our society is fucked up. and all this is comming from a hard core libral. Last edited by BrinlyNoya; 08-13-2003 at 10:34 PM..