Thread: Nudist Colony
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
krazykemist
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Location: New Orleans
Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On
his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts
to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by
and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over, and says
"Sir, did you call for me?"

The mans replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here, let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection
it implies you called for me." Smiling she leads him
to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to
her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continued to explore the colony's
facilities. He enters the sauna
and as he sat down he farted. Within a few
seconds a huge, horrible
&g! t;corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam
toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new here," says the hairy man, "it
is a rule here that if you fart it implies that you called
for me." The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench, and has his way
with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony
office, where he is greeted by the smiling,
naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here is my membership card, you
can have the key back, and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here
for a few hours, you haven't
even had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old.
I only get an erection
about twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!"
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