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I will never.....
1.) Give up wishing I was on an island somewhere with a great Rum drink in my hand.
2.) Stop being a smartass.
3.) Rape someone - I know, everybody's saying it, but it's a nice declaration to make anyway.
4.) Drink Tequila ( and this time I mean it! )
5.) Deliberately let a friend down.
6.) Be the uncle who gives clothes as Christmas presents.
7.) Join an organized religion (now listed in the dictionary under "Mafia").
8.) Sleep with a woman who's too drunk to deliberately choose to be with me (falls within my definition of rape).
9.) Watch Martha Stewart....okay, maybe just the sentencing.
10.) Post attachments ( my moderator won't let me, damn it! ).
11.) Become gay (see "Join Organized Religion"...item #7).
...Oh hell, let's just say I won't do anything that Robert Downey Jr., Gary Bussey or any Kennedy have already done. That should just about cover it all.
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