| I will never.....
 1.)   Give up wishing I was on an island somewhere with a great Rum drink in my hand.
 2.)   Stop being a smartass.
 3.)   Rape someone - I know, everybody's saying it, but it's a nice declaration to make anyway.
 4.)   Drink Tequila ( and this time I mean it! )
 5.)   Deliberately let a friend down.
 6.)   Be the uncle who gives clothes as Christmas presents.
 7.)   Join an organized religion (now listed in the dictionary under "Mafia").
 8.)   Sleep with a woman who's too drunk to deliberately choose to be with me (falls within my definition of rape).
 9.)   Watch Martha Stewart....okay, maybe just the sentencing.
 10.) Post attachments ( my moderator won't let me, damn it! ).
 11.) Become gay (see "Join Organized Religion"...item #7).
 
 ...Oh hell, let's just say I won't do anything that Robert Downey Jr., Gary Bussey or any Kennedy have already done.  That should just about cover it all.
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