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Old 04-24-2003, 06:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
I don't wear hats. My reasononing? Everyone I know that wears a hat all of the time is bald. Are they bald because of the hat? I don't know and have never seen anything to indicate this but look for your self. I think you'll find that more bald heads are covered by hats than those with hair. Before you jump on your soap box - yes, I realize that they may wear the hat to protect their bald heads from the sun - so this puts us back at the chicken or egg dilema. I do own a really neat cap that I will wear for very special occasions - It looks like a naval officer's baseball cap - complete with braided gold scrambled eggs on the bill - On the front, in gold braid, it says: "This space for rent because no SOB advertises on my head for free".
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