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bones> wrkime

wrkime> bones

wrkime> we meet again

* ogre840 gets popcorn "this should be good"

bones> the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers

* wrkime smiles nervously and curls up in the corner sucking his thumb and humming the Czech national anthem

*** Signoff: KWSN (Quit: KWSN ÜBER ALLES)

* bones marches over to wrkime, pulls out a hacksaw, an "i like ike" campaign button, and a vile full of a mysterious blue liquid resembling the stuff they clean combs with at the barber shop

bones> yes....we meet again

* wrkime jumps up forcing bones to drink the blue liquid and cuts off both of Bones' thumbs

ogre840> sounds like the Ultimate fight has been reborn... only this time its bones and Wrkime

* wrkime then bitchslaps Bones lieka 3 dollar whore

YourNeverThere> been there

bones> owwwwwww, sneak attack!!! bones blows his whistle and his army of monkeys on wheels comes in armed with water balloons filled with feces and a jar of pop rocks

wrkime> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YourNeverThere> hahah

* redravin drops a net over Bones and wrkime and then drops them in a care of rabid oranutanges

wrkime> NOT POP ROCKS!!!!

bones> redravin doesnt realize i am one with the monkeys

wrkime> crap

wrkime> I am so screwed

YourNeverThere> hahahahah

MrFlux> heh poked my dog in the eye accidentally (he closed it first), but it serves him right because he jumped in my foot and stabbed me with his claws

MrFlux> hehe

* wrkime thinks quickly and begins to act like a monkey...sadly this only attracts the dominant male to wrkime and mating begins

bones> the monkeys make a tower like those families in spain do and i hop on top, and jump off holding the perfect pancake maker

bones> flying towards wrkime, i open up the pan ready to clamp down on his face

wrkime> I turn

* redravin turns a firehose loaded with Mr. Bubble and Mountain dew on Bones

wrkime> Bones gets the dominant male's ass in the pancake maker

bones> NOOOOOOOOO it reacts with the pop rocks and i start to convulse

wrkime> the dominant male is not pleased

bones> i cant stop...popping....must reach...my utility belt...

wrkime> the dominant male begins to assrape Bones

* bones reaches his utility belt and pulls out a minature clone of ben vareen and order him to tap dance on wrkimes nuts

wrkime> FOOL I have no nuts...oh crap that's not a good thing to yell

bones> little ben climbs into wrkimes pants as i put the needle on the victrola the monkey was carrying in his backpack

wrkime> I'll pretend it hurts

bones> little ben, finding there are no nuts, climbs into the nearest cavity he finds and camps out

wrkime> oof

wrkime> that's rather uncomfortable

*** Signoff: YourNeverThere (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)

wrkime> my urethra

wrkime> OOOWWWWW

bones> i look at my stop watch and realize its only 30 seconds before little ben's self destruct timer is set to go off

bones> i climb out of the orangutan pit and cover my ears

wrkime> thinking quickly I masturbate furiously ejaculating little ben onto Bones' face

wrkime> I run

bones> awwwwwwwwwwwww oooohhhhhhh

wrkime> BOOOMM

bones> my face

wrkime> the orangutans are in awe of my ejaculatory power

wrkime> they take my side

bones> realizing i have no face, i pop in the movie face off and watch it for pointers...2 hours later, i hijack a hospital, make a doctor switch my face with alfonso ribero's and set the place on fire

wrkime> BURNING...It Burns!!

bones> i do the carlton dance atop the pit and take in the smell of burning monkeys

bones> i love the smell of rotting primates in the morning

*** Signoff: Melllvar ((null))

MrFlux> hahahah

wrkime> remembering the movie Darkman...I flail about knocking over some flammable liquids causing an explosion that launches me into a nearby river extinguishing me

wrkime> A few months later, I come back, scarred and beaten down with nothing left to lose

bones> i go over to shake wrkime's hand
* wrkime looks at Bones' hand...wonders where are the thumbs?

bones> just shake it

wrkime> shaking the hand

bones> but he doesnt realize that in the hospital when they swtiched my face, they also gave me alfonso's penis on my right hand...so wrkime has just given alfonso a hand job, bones yells "quitsies, no starties, touch blue make it true triple stamped it"

bones> i win

wrkime> OH MY GOD IT'S A BOMB!!!

wrkime> it's not a penis

bones> its a bomb ass penis

wrkime> oh wait it is a penis

wrkime> gross

* bones walks away feeling like he won but realizes that he has a penis for a hand and cries

wrkime> well...now I need a shower

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