I don't know why people are going with those newfangled semi-automatic pistols. They're so complicated with all of those extra moving parts and spring loaded magazines; and I hear they jam a fair bit if you don't take real good care of them. Don't even get me started on the original M-16.
I'll stick with my revolver.
Oh wait, they're not 100% reliable either.
Better use a sword.
Oh shit, my sword just rusted away.
Um, anyone got a big rock I could use? I hear it has a 100% reliability factor.
(could someone please do a Linux photoshop for that photo up top?)
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