The good news:
Weapons of Mass Destruction have at last been found by the Bush Administration. Even as we sit here, specialist US Army troops are dismantling and destroying long range rockets with warheads containing the deadly nerve gas, Sarin. 2 such rockets have already been destroyed and the rest of the bunker is being cleared.
These WMDs are believed to total
some 500,000 rounds and were stored in an old undeground bunker near a city. They're so dangerous & unstable that the US Army has issued protective clothing & masks to the local population to keep them safe.
The world is now a little safer from these insidious weapons.
The bad news:
The WMDs were part of a US Army Stockpile in Aniston, Alabama and the reason they're NOW being destroyed is that they're now unusable for purely technical reasons.
"Why did we go to war in Iraq Daddy?"
"Well son, it was all about the weapons of Mass Destruction. The rockets that had nerve gas in them. We had to invade Iraq before our rockets all rusted away!"
Once again I'd like to thank Dubya in particular and America in general for making me fall off my chair laughing.
Mike.