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This reminds me of a joke I heard today...
a kid was talking to his dad and asked him "dad, can you explain the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
the dad thought for a moment and said "yeah I think so... hold on..." He left the room and returned with his wife and daughter.
He asked his wife "Honey, would you sleep with the mailman for a million dollars?" She paused and said "hmm, i guess so. yeah"
Then he turned to his daughter "How about you? would you sleep with the mailmain for a million dollars?" "hell yeah" she said.
Then he turned to his son. "See, hypothetically we're sitting on two million dollars... In reality we live with a couple of whores!"
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