I follow the more pedestrian route on 'guilty pleasures.'
Astronomical amounts of pornography......
I talk to myself....a lot....not just conversations, but sometimes lectures if I'm really into it.
I yell at the television and watch unhealthy amounts of cartoons
And sometimes when nobody's looking I turn up the stereo and "dance" to it in my underwear. It's not pretty, but it's pretty damn fun. 
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