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I saw a kitten today.
I like kittens.
Hurray!
What are you looking at? Are you saying I can't like kittens? You think I'm being sarcastic? Well I think you're a kitten hater. That's right, you heard me jerkwad.
You want apiece of me? I'll take you down right now. I'll rip you a new one! I'll make it my GOAL IN LIFE TO....I'LL................
....uh-hem....
excuse me.
I, um, hope everyone has a nice day.
That's all.
Thank you.
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