How 'bout the old 'double bag shag' dear?
No? How 'bout some fun 'south of the mouth'?
Well then, asuming your wife doesn't have my sense of humor how about letting her know what a great turn on her boobs are to you (I'm a big fan myself) and that you can't think a more desirous place to slide your schlong.
Good luck and God bless the boobies.
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-Groucho Marx
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