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I think the stars one is going to take a while to solve, so here's an easy one.
Being a stranger in town a man asks the local gas station attendant where he can get a haircut. The attendant tells him there are two barbers, one at each end of town (it's a small town). The man walks into a barbershop at one end and is immediately disgusted. The place is a mess. Magazines strewn about, hair clippings covering everything in site, even the work counter was in complete disarray. When he got a look at the barber it was even worse. The barber had a smock on that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. He was sporting one of the worst looking beards ever and his hair looked like someone had used a butcher knife to cut it.
The man immediately left and went to the barber at the other end of town. This barber shop was so clean it looked like you could perform surgery on the floor. The barber was wearing an immaculate white smock with pressed creases. He was clean shaven and had a perfect hairut.
As soon as the man saw this he left and returned to get his hair cut at the first barber.
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IS THAT IT ???!!!
Do you even know what 'it' is?
When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free
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