I fiddle with the AC/heat 'cause I can never seem to get it right.
I always ditch the hotel pillow & use my own.
Get rid of that nasty top cover.
Sleep terrible anyway.
Make about 15 trips to the ice machine.
Buy overpriced snacks from the vending machine and eat 'em in bed.
Put my wet towels in the bathtub (my ex mother-in-law was a hotel maid at Disneyland and she said this was preferred).
Hide the Bible 'till it's time to go.
Tip the Maid
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