"So I get done taking a crap in a handicapped stall. I get out and there's a pissed-off guy in a wheelchair. He looks at me and says, "Hey, are you handicapped?" I said, "Not now, but I was when I went in there."
In many places, my size (stature, not weight) prevents me from operating the doors on the regular stalls without standing on the toilet. I should be covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act
