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They're dead. I love it.
Two brothers who are friends of mine and myself were at a auto parts store. The younger of the two was at the counter paying for a pump of some sort. He hands the babe at the register a $100 very proudly, snapping the bill to draw attention. "Do you have anything smaller?" she says. He was befuddled, there was a breif momment of silence that was broken by my voice as I said, "Yeah, but he can't show it to you." She died, the whole store joined in. My friend took it as the joke it was and waited 14 years till the time was right to deliver the line himself. Glad I wasn't on the other side of it.
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