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Vanilla Puddings
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to
see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the
first
safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla
pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling,
a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered
bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving
with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
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