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				"The Fish Story"
			 
 A man calls home to his wife and says, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity forme to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
 
 The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife
 she does exactly what her husband asked.
 
 The following week-end he came home a little tired but otherwise
 looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
 
 He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
 
 The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."
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