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AIR CON ON.
Feel guilty about stealing the soap,conditioner,shampoo.(Why does that stuff smell so good)?
Mess the beds.
Bubble bath overflow.
Room service hates me.(3 AM toasted sandwiches are fuckin great).
Clothes everywhere.
Maid loves me (Twice so far).
Hide the bible.
Mini bar goes to cupboard and re-stocked with real shit.
Write a letter of praise to staff thanking them for such an excellent indulgence.(To cover my childish behaviour).
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