KWSN wants to be the bouncer. KWSN also has a very good reason; because he is this guy.
That's right, KWSN is Isaac Hayes. Well, not actually Isaac Hayes, but he looks like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he looks nothing like Isaac Hayes, but he has a tough, deep voice like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he bears no resemblance whatsoever, in any way, shape, or form to Isaac Hayes, but he listens to his music a lot. KWSN thinks that this is a very good reason that he should be a bouncer.
Oh yeah, and KWSN used to be somewhat of a drunk and now is sober, which is good for a bouncer, because it gives him experience with drunks.
KWSN also speaks in third-person, which is another big plus. KWSN pities the fool who don't make him the bouncer.
Edit: And as for arrests, I have quite a few under my belt. Nothing too serious, but I know the ropes.