Hail Future Burgernauts!
First we must decide on our space suits.
I have four possibilities so far.
Hi-tech

Each one will cost us 12 million American dollars.
Homemade

I have some extra pots and pans we can use.
Superstar

This is the most cost-efficient and fun.
Ape

The additional ape costume beneath the spacesuit could prove invaluable.
Please remember to pack warm clothing as temperatures will get down to –250 degrees F.
Snoogans, that’s -156 degrees C.
If I can’t figure out how to fold space in the next day or so I’ll start looking for a ship.
Where are the wormholes when you need them?

That's not funny.
-GH