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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf."
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you forgot about the last part though,
"...Thats what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf, whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"
i also like this line...
"If I need advice on a Planet of The Apes film, or how to clean the resin out of my bong, I'll come to you. But I'm not about to take romantic advice from someone that can't even spell romantic, or advice, or bong."
-out cold.