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Reason #2351 my kid is too cool
All the other 3-year olds were making their construction paper craft projects look like the example the teacher had in front of them. 19 nearly identical green beanstalks on 19 desks. Beans glued in the same places. Leaves were placed just so.
But not my kid. His beanstalk looked but nothing like the example. It still looked like a beanstalk, but not The Man’s beanstalk. You go, kid. Fight the Power!
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