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In a boxing match, 15 seconds. I'd dodge the first few, try to throw one counter punch and get my head knocked clean off.
In a street fight I'd probably win. Kick him in the balls and beat him with the old school board-with-a-nail-in-it.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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