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The Last Boy Scout has some of the best quotes ever.
Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
Joe Hallenbeck: You don't think the cops can help you?
Cory: Sure, after I'm dead they'll perform the autopsy.
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, huh? Well how'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but now you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife, I'll take two.
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Jake: Shut up, fuckface.
Joe Hallenbeck: I'm fuckface, he's asshole.
Scrabble Man: Jake, advise Rodney Dangerfield here of the situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck: You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man: The envelope, very smart. See Jake, here is a man who knows when a situation is untennable.
Joe Hallenbeck: Good word.
Scrabble Man: You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck: Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
Jimmy Dix: Hey man, just leave him the fuck alone!
Scrabble Man: Leave him alone? We do whatever you say. Jake here attacks his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix: Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.
Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.
Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay? You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first. Like if you hit a guy with a sufboard, you might say, "Surf's up, pal!"
-Mikey
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